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Careless Mutterings

yousucksir:

Grade 10 Student:  “Sir, what’s a nice way to break up with someone?”

Me:  “There is none.  Just be straightforward and tell her.”

Him:  “How have you done it in the past?”

Me:  “Well, one time I told this girl that I was never gonna dance again, cuz guilty feet have got no rhythm.  Though it’s easy to pretend, I know you’re not a fool.”

Him:  (Taking out a pen and opening his notebook.)  “Can you repeat that?”

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